Any guy will tell you that there’s no such thing.
So there you are just minding your own business when your better half says that you need to go the mall with her ’cause they need some new shoes. So while the little voice in your head says “…RUN, JUST RUN…”, you know you can’t, so you agree. And then that quick little trip to the mall ends up being an epic journey that feels like you’ve trekked across the Sahara.
Well fear not comrades, you are not alone and this little montage of fellow brethren shows proof that there never is just a short trip to the mall. Enjoy.